Get Your Nukes Here !
If you are a small, militant country, needing to protect against liberation by the USA, step right up. All this man needs is a pen, a sheet of paper, and the contents of his head; presto, you will have a nuclear weapons program. May be now reached anywhere in Pakistan. Dr. Khan is the bomb, proven proliferator to three nations, none of whom will be liberated by the USA. Capacity is limited, lifetime of this offer is uncertain, hurry and apply now to ensure your place in the nuclear pantheon. Read all about it at:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7873962.stm